Cocoatmeal Cookies

When oatmeal is present in a cookie or other sweet treat, do not mistake its presence as a means to force health onto unsuspecting confection ingesting participants who simply want to satisfy a sweet tooth. While, yes it might stand as a comforting mental trick to quell feelings of guilt that might accompany the consumption…

Up Late for a Cupcake

In case you were wondering… Butter + Milk ≠ Buttermilk The word buttermilk is formed by fusing together the words butter and milk, but the THING buttermilk cannot be obtained by the same equation. This understanding leads to further thoughts on the matter which results in the illuminating realization that nothing is ever as it…

I Like Big Bundts

A bright white plate speckled with yellow crumbs houses an unassuming slice of breakfast originating from a ring of swirled decadence. I am not sure who decided to put the word ‘coffee’ in front of the word ‘cake’, but this kind soul revolutionized acceptable breakfast foods and helped rid the world of unnecessary judgment. Hats…

Have Your Cookie and Frost it Too

This versatile and creamy concoction can be used to top anything that makes sense to be topped with chocolate frosting. Keep in mind, we are all different so what makes sense to you might not make sense to me. That is ok. I support anyone exercising their free will as long as it does not cause…

Bake Another Little Piece of my Heath

I purposefully purchase too many bananas, just to allow a few to teeter on the edge of too-ripe-to-enjoy. These speckled brown beauties might be baked with immediately, or sent to a corner of the freezer – peels and everything. Cryostasis enacted. Thawing takes very little time and the globular banana mush lends itself well to baking…

PB & Chocolate Jam Cracker Yums

Encapsulate a tart gush of jam between crunchy graham cracker crust and smooth chocolate peanut butter. Every layer of flavor is rounded out with a salty bite that keeps this sweet treat sassy. 1, 12 oz Package Dark Chocolate Chips (Hershey’s or Ghiradelli) ¾ Cup Creamy Peanut Butter 1 Sleeve Graham Crackers, Pulverized ¼ Cup…